There’s no need to kill them when you can just leave them inside.
At least that was my thought when David Mitchell, one of BiblioBuffet’s contributors and a practicing IP (Intellectual Property) attorney, sent me an e-mail about a recent conference he attended in Orlando, Florida and included this story.
Scene: A conference room in the Orange County Convention Center.
Back Story: Only lawyers are attending any meetings in the Convention Center.
Loud Voice Over Intercom: “May I have your attention please. All employees of the Convention Center are to immediately evacuate the building. Contractors should exit via the East Exit. I repeat all employees and contractors of the Convention Center are to evacuate the building immediately. People attending the [Florida Bar] meetings do not need to leave.”
David, I am glad you made it through whatever caused everyone else to leave. And thank you for this hilarious story.